Brown Unicorn

When one straps a dildo to ones forehead and bangs another in the ass. Neighing and frolicking in the process.

Sven worked the brown unicorn on my turd cutter like Legend last night.

by abz to the rock July 2, 2011

James Brown

Known to many (with good reason!) as "the Godfather of Soul", James Brown was born May 3, 1933 in Macon, GA, USA. He is an all time R&B legend, with over 116 charted hits during his career. He has 96 top 100 hits.

Well known James Brown lyrics:

"This is a man's world, this is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl"

"Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you"

"Come here sister.....Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip...about that new breed babe
He ain't no drag
Papa's got a brand new bag"

"Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)"

by Antony Johnston December 28, 2005

brown brothers

Three friends. At least one must be Indian.

Bill: "Those two white boys aren't brown brothers!"
John: "Hell yes they are! Don't you see that Indian boy with them?"

by Viggie Smalls April 22, 2007

pushing brown

To take a huge stinking shit.

Goddamn Mexican food... I have to push brown really bad.

by Darkest Days April 20, 2003

code brown

medical terminology: Xray examination of the large intestine (i.e. for polyps) may require the dreaded double threat 'double contrast' barium/ air enema, in which the cleansed colon is rinsed with barium and then inflated with air like a balloon - if the patient is unable to maintain compression of the sphincter to retain the catheter/ split valve/ inflatable buttplug used to supply the barium/ air AND to stopper the anus, and thus sprays a mixture of air, barium and fecal matter under pressure from their anus (under pressure - remember the intestine is inflated with air), it may be known as a 'code brown'. this is one of many reasons Xray techs wear shoe covers.

the patient blew a code brown, and housekeeping spent the rest of the day scrubbing fecal matter out of the light fixture with a small toothbrush

by stendhalismo April 28, 2005

brown avalanche

A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.

Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.

She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.

by scodder June 4, 2010

brown whirlpool

When you flush a toilet and try to shit fast enough so it goes down with the water.

Yo! i just tried a brown whirlpool and i was to slow, so i had to flush again.

by Ktooms December 31, 2008