brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Brian Munoz

Brian Munoz identifies as a hoe ass nigga by the Mexican cartel

Brian Munoz is a hoe ass nigga

by Brian Munoz June 3, 2023

Big brian

A person who thinks he is smart but in reality he is a stupid idiot

Burger king is good

Bro is “big brian”

by Chuck687 June 20, 2023

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

Brian

A beta male who can't handle jokes and abuses his discord mod powers. A simple but complex individual who loves pickles and cheese.

Person 1: Brian, I love that shirt is that Pickle Rick?

Brian: Nah, its pickles and cheese

by A yogurt yogurt male March 6, 2023

Brian Wells

Coolest nigga ever, if dapper was a person(he gives the best handshakes)

Person1: BRIAN WELLS IS THE COOLEST NIGGA EVER!!!
Person2: fax

by Derpafish March 9, 2023

Brian Awesome Keith

I mean, he's fucking awesome - like his middle name clearly states.

Liv said 'Did you guys know that BK's middle name is "Awesome"?? He is literally Brian Awesome Keith.'

by b_dubulous March 12, 2023