National Blowjob Day

April 15th is a day where someone may ask for a blowjob and must receive one no matter what. No complaints

Hey baby its National Blowjob Day, come give me the SUCC

by Vince Madici April 14, 2019

Blowjob Week

Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.

-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?

-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!

by papisgirl August 1, 2022

Blowjob

The activity of giving sexual pleasure to a man by using the mouth on his penis.

My girlfriend gave me a blowjob yesterday.

by Carlinhos April 22, 2017

Eggy Blowjob

The act of giving a blowjob while holding two boiled eggs in your mouth.

Come on I've already boiled the eggs, just give me a Eggy Blowjob

by Blargler May 26, 2025

Blowjob

Blowjob till it turn cream

Cream blowjob

by Dominicanodealla May 15, 2022

remedial blowjob

a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.

Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."

by thai kitteh March 14, 2011

Blowjob Boomerang

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she spits it back in his face.

Girl #1 : " So, you finally got to hook up with that guy you've been crushing on. How did it go?"
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."

by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020