Wheres The Beef?

When a man slaps a girl in the face with his cock/ penis

GUY- hey honey, i wanna try something new.

GIRL- What?

GUY- This! Wheres The Beef?

GIRL- OOOOWWWW ASSHOLE!

by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011

beef curtain

Reference to a vagina that has very saggy lips that are comparable to beef, and curtains, hence the name beef curtains. Often occurs after a lot of sex.

A porn star likely has beef curtains.

by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004

Leaking Beef

Nasty Farts

Man it reeks in here, Who's leaking Beef?

by inkdbeauty January 12, 2011

Beef Sauna

A sweaty vagina

Nicola once said "Man I'm so sweaty after my run I've got a beef sauna

by supbleddddd March 31, 2011

prime beef

A nice chunk of tasty female meat.
A cute girl with nice well defined sexy curves.

There goes a hot prime beef crossing the road.

Just look at that prime beef... I'd love to grab one of those with my teeth...

by gUImaS January 23, 2008

Beef Shank

A word for a man penis.

I slapped that bitch with my beef shank.

by Rocco Mongolis March 4, 2004

beef wellington

Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses!

Tony and Mike won't stop playing beef wellington!

by mjmjmj56 March 7, 2009