Bed Pussy Theorem

Anything and everything can be applied as the less lewd version of something else.

The Bed Pussy Theorem dictates that a bed is exactly like a pussy whereas the pillow is the clitoris, the mattress is the entire vagina, the blankets are the labia, and you are the newborn.

by CoochPunter July 28, 2019

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Full as a bed tick

Belly full up

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick

by Mr Bute April 5, 2019

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Baltimore Bed and Breakfast

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.

Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?

by Sloth14 March 20, 2019

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Catch ya bed

A Guyanese term used by elders. Usually meant to say to a child to go to bed. Or in other cases to go away

"You betta catch ya bed befor me bet ya rass dem with a pointy broom"

by bevarnow May 15, 2019

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commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves

Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!

by oofblox September 27, 2019

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bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

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