august fuck

want to get some in the last steamysexy month of summer before you have to go back to school and actually do something. (Does not apply exclusively to one-night stands, it may also be a summer fling.)

Damn, I would love to make him my august fuck.

by LoveCrumb May 23, 2008

august 18th

National loving Cutiefly day! On this day you must build a flower shrine for the best Pokemon ever made, Cutiefly.

"Damn yo, today's August 18th! I gotta go to the store and buy flowers for my Cutiefly shrine!"

by Kawaisou October 14, 2019

August 21

That girl Jana’s birthday

“It’s august 21 man”

“okay and?”
“It’s Jana’s birthday!”

by ifujuulucool August 10, 2019

17 august

A complete bitch of a human. Will always make things about themselves and never gives a fuck about others

17 august babies are DEMONS

by anonymous October 27, 2020

August 02

On August 02, we kidnapp all fortnite kiddos and then destroy the platforms that they play on. It happens once every two years, so we have more platforms to destroy.

'' Man, August 02 is tomorrow! No kiddo has a phone to destroy sadly... But I do have like 5 kiddos in my house! ''

by Minikikibikkishikii May 28, 2020

13th of august

Fake day!
Fake everything

Fake orgasm
Fake questions

Fake break ups
Fake everything

13th of august is a date where you fake everything

Son “Hey mum I love you…”
Mum “aawww how sweet, I love-“
Son “HAHAHAHA KIDDING!!! ITS FAKE DAY I FUCKING HATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT”

by buckskin6 August 11, 2021

4th august

August 4th is the international day of legendary DJs

Oh boy! It's 4th August, I wanna be the legendary DJ tonight!!

by Omgyoureadthiscongrats February 17, 2021