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Atheist

One who does not belive in a supierior being but does not denie it despite to what people say we are nice people :).
Atheists dont hate christ they hate everyone! :D
by Quinny! August 8, 2006
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Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
by Mark Keagy January 6, 2008
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ew looks it’s an atherin.. gross
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Atheist

There are, actually, several definitions of 'atheist' in modern society.
1. Person who is stupid enough to believe that the world created itself, and cannot explain it. Pitiful...
2. Person who is smart enough to see the faults behind various religions. Feh, dumb Christians...
3. Person who cannot make up their mind about which religion to go with, as a result goes with nothing.
4. Person who honestly couldn't care less about this sort of shit.
1. "Atheists really need to get a life."
2. "Atheists are awesome."
3. "I dunno...do I count as an atheist?"
4. "Can we talk about something else? Like, maybe books?"
by ellipsisdotdotdot March 2, 2011
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Atheism

an actual religion. they dont believe God exists, which means that individual considers himself a god, even though he or she will eventually return to dust in a few years. A true God isn't human and cannot be seen with the naked eye, but He still loves each and every one of us if we humble ourselves here on earth.
Atheist: I'm God, and I own myself. Why should I believe in someone I can't see or hear? Atheism makes perfect sense.

Christian: What if you face God when you die? Then what? It's better to be optimistic about an eternal life than to live a narcissistic short life here on earth.
by showbe January 16, 2010
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Teenage Atheist

A modern teenager who claims to not believe in God. Most of these teens don't have faith because

1). They spend too much time on the internet, (Tumblr), where people force their opinions on you, so in the end they get sucked into believing something because "It's cool, man."
2). They never get what they want, i.e. lots of friend and beauty, so they blame God.
3). They refuse to have even the slightest bit of faith because movies and media nowadays make it hard to believe anything.

Teenage Atheists also tend to be huge feminists. Can't find another hobby? Why not bitch about women's rights for no apparent reason?

And lastly, Teenage Atheists are also liberals. Again with the internet pushing opinions on you, they surround themselves with pro-abortion, pro-feminism, pro-marijuana, pro-atheist atmospheres.
Woman #1: Geez, nobody has faith anymore. Especially these fucking soft grunge teens.

Woman #2: The term you are referring to is Teenage Atheist, Carol.

Woman #1: Well, I guess God isn't in style anymore.
by Honest-Truther June 14, 2013
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Athena

She is just amazing in every way, whether she does something embarrassing she looks pretty while doing it. She is amazingly intelligent and all the guys will fall for her cute and pretty face as well as her really high self esteem which you cannot argue with at all
“Athena I like your costume”
“I know right! I look fabulous”
*flicks beautiful brown precious hair*
“Yes I bet all the boys will love you~”
“Nah I’m not interested into anybody but I bet lots of people will be interested in you”
by Jwnkwkamaoamw September 3, 2019
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