Get the Dumb Arsemug. My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.
by ravenutter September 8, 2013
Get the Arse Garnishmug. When drying yourself with a towel, the act of holding the towel at each end with the towel between your legs like a large 2 man saw and pulling it backwards and forwards.
Come here sweet heart we just need to dry you off after your shower. Open your legs so I can arse frank you..
by Ru H. May 20, 2008
Get the Arse Frankmug. A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.
by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017
Get the Arse-Biscuitmug. Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp
by UrbanMyth123 June 24, 2020
Get the Swamp Arsemug. by sir mix-alot September 13, 2007
Get the Arse-sonistmug. A rat's arse is usually something you don't give. So, if someone says "I don't give a rat's arse!" it's just another way of saying "I couldn't care less!" or "I don't give a fuck!"
However, it is possible to give a rat's arse, too. Many years ago a meteorological (Met) colleague working at an Antarctic base opened a crate of equipment that had been shipped to the base many months previous. Inside was the severed body of a dead rat. The rear end was put on display somewhere together with the sign: "Who gives a rat's arse? Met do!"
However, it is possible to give a rat's arse, too. Many years ago a meteorological (Met) colleague working at an Antarctic base opened a crate of equipment that had been shipped to the base many months previous. Inside was the severed body of a dead rat. The rear end was put on display somewhere together with the sign: "Who gives a rat's arse? Met do!"
"I think I've left my homework on the train. Oh well, I couldn't give a rat's arse. It was bullshit anyway."
by derw00d February 10, 2022
Get the rat's arsemug.