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Army Training

A usual excuse when you want to get out of something to go to a much more important event
Hey Clint, sorry I can’t make it tonight. I got some army training to do with my family
by kksaimonawng May 21, 2018
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armies

Armies are the plural noun of arms. Derived from the latin word Brachium meaning the upper segment of the arm or forelimb extending from the shoulder to the elbow.
Armies holds some of the larger upper body muscles and are particularly expanded in men as they have a high amount of testosterone which helps build muscle strength in order to flex on the ladies and get some sweet puss. This serves the purpose of procreation and protecting ones children during aggravated disputes against other males.
"my armies hurt"
by skeetermcyeeter September 26, 2020
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Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019
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Army cheems

He secretly wants to have sex with Napoleon cheems
by Oversimplified October 18, 2020
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History army productions

History army productions has been animating for 4 years and he havent made an animation which is more than 1 minute long. Some say he only makes test and delay his animations on purpose.
History never finishes an animation which isnt a test. History army productions is a word which is used for people who never finishes animations
by Abeaver studios January 20, 2021
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ARMY

Somebody who is a fan of BTS. ARMY stands for adorable representative mc of youth, and the name was chosen by Kim Namjoon.
YASSS QUEEN SLAY I'M AN ARMY TOO
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sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!
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