August 26th

August 26th is the day where everything changes. Things are coming, get ready, mind your surroundings. Make it out Alive.

“Hey dude, August 26th is coming soon.”

“No…. No it can’t be”

“What are you talking about?”

“NO. RUN.”

by oovantoovan August 21, 2022

August 26

Your best friend has to buy you your favorite food

On August 26 your best friend has to buy you your favorite food

by Mlcg1 August 25, 2022

August 28th

National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

Agius

A person who has no goals and no future endeavours in life.

"Bro this guys so agius he's still working at maccas at 25"
"Bro have you seen that agius cunt who smokes crack under the train station"

by Peshinboc October 26, 2022

angus

angus is a professional drug snorter who is addicted to tf2. this particular human likes to pay real money in a video game. furthermore, angus always likes to sit alone to snort some more drugs at the corner of the school. also, angus is very racist.

angus purchased some methamphetamine from jamal. then angus said salt and vinegar, causing jamal to cry and run away.

by racistjamalgamer123 May 9, 2023

August 12th 2036

This is assumed as the heat death of the universe/end of the universe. This was said on a livestream of AI sponge which is a YouTube streamer that live streams AI generated SpongeBob episodes.

Mark: Hey Jake!
Jake: AUGUST 12TH 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

by ThatCam July 7, 2023

August 7

As you know August 7 is National Post Your Favorite Ex Day!

August 7 is the day you post your favorite ex.

by CaribbeanGyalis August 1, 2023