satan fisting

Fisting a girl that's on her period and waiting till your hand get's covered in blood then fisting her in the butt.

Hey wanna try some satan fisting?

by donnie69_tittybrailreader_og April 28, 2015

Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

Satan's Jacuzzi

When a man farts in the tub and it tickles his balls

"I let one rip in the tub last night, turned it into a Satan's Jacuzzi

by DJames007 August 1, 2025

Satan

Most Depressed Guy Whole World

Satan Ugliest Person

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

Satan

Way better than God.

1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.

2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.

3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*

God: All goats must die.

4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.

by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019

satans banquet

eating out a girl on the rag.

"It was crazy, Heather just went down and started enjoying a Satans banquet served up by Phoebe in the locker room last night after soccer practice!"

by Urban slang warrior January 22, 2021