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Social Gamble

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.
*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*
by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017
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Sunrise Social

Waking up early enough to see the sunrise. Like an ice cream social, yet with the sun.
Would you care to join me for a sunrise social tomorrow?
by Superjamz June 29, 2009
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social downtime

A parenting tactic. Formerly known as “grounding” less offensive yet all encompassing to today’s teenager lifestyle.
After she decided to vape, her mom gave her social downtime. #SDT
by Bamawhitney January 20, 2019
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Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.
Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.
by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020
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Socially Handcuff

When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.

They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.
Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.
by Runn4urlife June 18, 2018
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social butterflailing

the act or acts of desperation one performs when struggling to hold on to the belief that they have an active social life
Xander wasn't invited to any parties for new years, so he began social butterflailing at all of his friends via facebook at the last minute.
by fao December 31, 2013
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social pervert

A social pervert is someone who looks into everyone’s social life way too much and notice any changes
Riley is a social pervert because she always looks into everyone’s social lives
by Fatty vapes 69 November 30, 2019
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