I <3 milfs

Adi's obsession with milfs that is very much unhealthy but they do not care-

I <3 milfs is simply a phrase that means someone has mommy issues basically/j

by s1mp4c0lgate March 09, 2022

E-Milf

Exactly like a normal Milf with the added bonus of being a gamer herself and having an E-Girl or E-Boy as daughter/son.

Person 1: Dude my Mom plays Viedeogames.
Person 2: Not just Candy Crush on her Phone?
Person 1: No like real Games!
Person 2: Yo dude I think your Mom is an E-Milf.

by Quonquertron February 07, 2020

MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies

First day of school, MILF Hunting Season opening day!

by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023

Milf Dud

The ugly daughter of a super hot mom

Her mom is smoking hot but she is a Milf Dud.

by It’s.just.TDB April 19, 2024

walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.

that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.

by $uper $pooky January 18, 2019

Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.

I said ew when I saw milf queefs

by Alex phoenix October 07, 2023

Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.

Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

by Crimson fukr May 29, 2021