MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies
First day of school, MILF Hunting Season opening day!
by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023
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Milf Dud

Her mom is smoking hot but she is a Milf Dud.
by It’s.just.TDB April 19, 2024
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walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.
that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.
by $uper $pooky January 18, 2019
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Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.
I said ew when I saw milf queefs
by Alex phoenix October 07, 2023
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Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.
Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.
by Crimson fukr May 29, 2021
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milf lover

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Veve: omg that mom is so hot

Course youd think that, youre a milf lover
by Digjgsj August 07, 2022
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Milf waxer

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.
How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.
by Arodnation636 February 18, 2021
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