Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.

Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

Zeros royal guard

Girls that are down for to be loyal royal guards for zeros kingdom

Who are you? I’m apart of zeros royal guard!!

by Zero!!! June 29, 2021

Pull a Zero

#1: To pull a Zero IQ/Brain Cell Move.

#2:To pull off quite possibly the worst idea that a man can think of.
#3: Glorified way of saying 'intentional Brain Fart'
#4: Making a word definition that nobody will understand

Dude 1: yo uh should I pay my electricity bill for this month?
Dude 2: dude...just 'Pull a Zero' at that point.
Dude 1: what the fuck does that mean
Dude 2: I dunno man I saw it on the urban dictionary so it must be cool to say

by EtherDude May 6, 2023

Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019

zero

a really cool person. they might be a dry texter but they’re so much fun to be around. they’re gay.

- zero is so cool man.

by zerosaysstuff November 20, 2021

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

Perfect Zero

A number in any position that ends with zero. Most notably in the ones, tens, hundreds, and thousands.

The purpose of having a Perfect Zero/Perfect Zeroes is to make calculating numbers easier (think powers of ten, but most versatile. Plus, they look cooler).

Example of Perfect Zero: 1,896 to 1,890, 1,800, or 1,000/2,000.

Or, 123,456 to 120,000 and other derivatives.

by RDTurcios December 23, 2022