Mitters well

Slang for might as well

A: I’m going to the bathroom

B: I mitters well go too!

by WhadCalsh32 June 17, 2018

well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

The Reverse Wishing Well

Where you do a shit so massive, you have to push it round the U bend in the toilet by hand.

My boy did a shit so massive he had to give it the reverse wishing well,

by Barry Stu Pid January 6, 2024

zoe wells

The most beautiful girl of all time to graze springbank. Nothing truly compares to her, master piece of a face and a figure that puts any straight male in a state of awe

Man I’d love to hit it from the back with zoe wells

by samraat gill October 28, 2023

Welles

gay soccer player who is a virgin and likes furry porn

I want Welles in my ass
stop eating

by Dilflover January 28, 2020

Wellness Bitch

A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.

Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.

by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024