To woke to Poke

The inability to have a stable relationship because you see all the oppression and find it dehumanizing to have sex with someone.

Zara, after learning about systematic violence, became to woke to poke.

by Zara a. March 9, 2026

Dark Woke Warrior

Coined by based Kyle Kulinski, a dark woke warrior is an individual who spreads peace, love, and joy all while being benevolent but heavy handed. It’s the antitheses of “tolerant left” the right likes to imagine.

Holy shit, that Dark Woke Warrior just slapped the shit out of that racist! Way to go

by Heinrich Hoffman March 10, 2026

woke

The call, trill or croak of a gammon at anything they can't understand

Removing Winston Churchill's face of banknotes is woke

by rainonscars March 13, 2026

Woke

When the Bank of England replace Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on a bank note

Nigel Farage: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

by Feefles March 13, 2026