what the ACTUAL fuck?

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

by DollyDolittle October 11, 2011

[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

by shemadeabooboo January 2, 2009

whatchacallit

a term used when the actual word escapes your memory temporarily

I need some uh...whatchacallit, damn I forgot.

by sykcor325i July 28, 2004

What in the hell

Used when rather, but not extremely, confused by a situation, or object.

What in the hell is that kid doing?
What in the hell is that?

by bitchesandhoestoyourmother November 12, 2010

It was what it was

Simply the past tense of "It is what it is". However, you can now confirm that the statement of "fuck it" accurately described the situation at that time.

Employee A:

"I should have known that we were all in trouble last month when our boss responded to our concerns with, It is what it is."

Employee B:

"Yeah,I knew we were fucked and should have started looking for another job."

Employee A:

"Oh well, It was what it was."

by KFA May 16, 2009

What in tarnation

When your an old country folk and is confused

Billy ray Cyrus: HANNAH! What in tarnation IS RICO DOING WITH THAT CUCUMBER???

by Nooooouuuuu February 25, 2017

what's-his-nuts

A phrase to refer to a guy when you can't remember his name, similar to what's-his-name. Also the masculine version of what's-her-tits.

You want tix to the show? You should talk to what's-his-nuts -- y'know the guy, Mark's roommate.

by cryinghill June 3, 2005