Ur cousin fucks dozens 

The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out “ur mom gay” “your dad lesbian” and “your granny tranny”.

Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies

Ur cousin fucks dozens by Skrttttt May 13, 2018

Ur brother's A mother 

The ultimate insult. Nothing compares to this. It trumps over ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and makes your grandpap A trap look like "ur stupid".

1: ur mom gay

2: no u

1: well, ur daddy lesbian

2: ur granny tranny

1: noooo, your grandpap A trap

2: you made me do this. (Grows into a giant and raises his hand to the heavens) UR BROTHER'S A MOTHER!!!

(2 brings their hand down and vaporizes 1, then the entire galaxy speeds toward andromeda galaxy at the speed of light, causing a massive black hole that swallows the universe.)

Ur brother's A mother by HappyWalrus May 13, 2018

Ur uncle garfunkel 

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

Ur uncle garfunkel by Nitspike May 13, 2018

ur aunti futanari 

The only response to Ur granpap a trap

Person 1: Ur Granpap A Trap
Person 2: Ur Aunti Futanari
*The earth is exploded by the death star*

ur aunti futanari by Miles_Bey0nd May 13, 2018

ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence

Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)

ur date straight by Its ur boi May 13, 2018

ur mate straight

A insult so bad it can cause anything to instantly do the worse thing it can do, like explode real bad or something.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur grandpap a trap
1: ur sisters a mister
2: ur brother a mother
1: ur mate straight
*The large hadron collider creates a black hole and swallows everything*

ur mate straight by s t a r May 13, 2018

Ur class eats ass 

The most devastating phrase in the history of mankind. A reference to "class", the fifth taxonomic rank.

Me: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass

Ur class eats ass by Thatnigerianprince69 May 14, 2018