Twitter-Stalking

When a wannabe-stalker (most likely a fat,lazy nerd) decides to save time and energy on his illegal actions by just reading people's Twitter updates and imagining their situations.

Bob was arrested for Twitter-Stalking a supermodel.

by Tom Scaret September 5, 2009

Twitter Bitch

If one has more following than followers by margin of 15 (i.e 50 following but 35 followers) he or she is a twitter bitch.

This bitch is a twitter bitch.

by twitter123445 September 6, 2011

Twitter

To engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity between 1 or more people.

Dude: Were you just twittering yourself in there?
Dude2: Hell no, I had twitter with your mom.

There is nothing hotter then two girls twittering.

by Unit7 May 27, 2009

Twitter fuck

Twitter fucking is when you are watching a movie and it stops to buffer starts up again and then stops to buffer.. (repeat)

I was watching a video online yesterday and it started twitter fucking every other minute.

by beber, not npklemm September 8, 2010

Twitter stan

Possibly the best people you’ll ever meet. The fun, joking, taking no offense to harmless jokes, funny kind of people on the internet. Twitter is where they are all the time and they never grow tired of it

Hannah: I hear that Lia is a Twitter stan

Kelly: she is. Those are the best people ever online

by Leah69 June 8, 2018

Twitterpated

When a person becomes violent because of reading a post written about them on the social media/networking site Twitter.

After what that bitch said on twitter I became so twitterpated I had to beat her ass!

by Pariahnola1 September 28, 2013

twitterpated

Someone who is obsessed with using the social networking tool Twitter. A twitterpated person will tend to post more than 20 times per day.

Justin updates his Twitter so often I fear he's twitterpated.

by Rebel Nicci December 9, 2008