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Turtle infatuation

To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009
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Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.
I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!
by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008
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Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"
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Turtle Porn

A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn
'I think Jordan has a Turtle Porn addiction'
by Who is Mojo u ask July 28, 2016
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the breezy turtle

the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.
damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!
by DRFINEST2010 June 2, 2010
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turtle biscuit

An insult used when someone looks silly or dumb, weather it's appearance or an action.
The hell are you wearing? Damn turtle biscuit.
What did you just do? Turtle Biscuit.
by Phinnus April 23, 2015
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Turtle Chokers

"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"
by xsisblue January 29, 2009
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