To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009
Get the Turtle infatuationmug. by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008
Get the Turtle-Poopmug. When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.
The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.
This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.
This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012
Get the Burping the Turtlemug. A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn
by Who is Mojo u ask July 28, 2016
Get the Turtle Pornmug. the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.
damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!
by DRFINEST2010 June 2, 2010
Get the the breezy turtlemug. by Phinnus April 23, 2015
Get the turtle biscuitmug. by xsisblue January 29, 2009
Get the Turtle Chokersmug.