Tuna Poes

Origin: South Africa / Internet culture

Refers to a female’s vagina smelling fishy/bad. Smells like trouble and disease. “Stay away” warning smell. If she opens her legs, you pass out. If you prefer seafood, then get up in that shit.

Horny guy: bro I opened her legs and all I smelled was her tuna poes.

Guy 2: hell nah, you had some seafood?

Horny guy 1: Nah bro, wasn’t in the mood for tuna or passing out.

by electricdildo October 29, 2025

Tuna Shampoo

A medieval form of torture commonly favoured in the Roman times which combines briny tuna chunks with Radox Coral Reef. When added to the prisoners hair it would make them instantly undesirable to any potential sexual conquests

Morgan is a cunt and shall now receive Tuna Shampoo

by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021

Tuna Pie

When your shorts ride up between your inner thighs. Hugging your, shall we say tuna pie.

Please pull down your shorts, you have tuna pie.

by zizzleme July 13, 2009

Tuna!

an exclamation to signify disappointment or inconvenience. short for "what the tuna"

Me: "Hey, could I have some milk?"

Friend: "Sorry, I don't have any milk. You will have to go to the milk store. It is 20 kilometers away."

Me: "Tuna!"

by NAGoat December 15, 2023

Tuna boy

a racist and sexist year 7 boy who has no friends and has a extremely small dick. He believes he is the coolest kid in the class and is the best at everything. He has poor grammar skills and low intelligence. He also eats tuna for lunch every day.

Girl: “Hi tuna boy”
Friend: “omg tuna boy ew”
Tuna boy: “who the fuck is tuna boy?!”

by .duckk March 10, 2022

Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021

tuna pork

Perhaps a mis-hearing of some other word or words?

I asked him ghost dog what was inside box, and it said "tuna pork" to me quietly.

by hambro May 15, 2008