by the 2017 dab crisis definied 1 November 23, 2023
Get the TOWER HEROES EPIC BLOXMANmug. An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.
She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"
by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022
Get the Eyeful Towermug. Your room; a place where socially-rejected hunchbacks ring the church bells from morning until night.
by jm080800 October 25, 2019
Get the Bell Towermug. An orgy consisting of 5 or more participants stacked on top of each other, like a tower. They can perform however they like, but no one knows when it’s going to fall!
by Versillion December 11, 2022
Get the Tower 4 Anarchistsmug. you can kiss my ass
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person2: just say dildo dude, but yeah that's weird-
person2: just say dildo dude, but yeah that's weird-
by dudewhomemes October 28, 2022
Get the purple towermug. A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.
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by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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