Matt Cornett

All American boy!
Plays ej from hsmtmts

Won world record of sorrys

Amuricaaa fuck yeah!

Matt Cornett is better than j slur

by The wife of Tim federle June 3, 2020

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Dirty Matt

To deliberately force a star picket fence post up your rectum

"Hey Karl, what's that farmer doing?"

"He is doing a dirty Matt"

by PeninsulaPuppet November 28, 2020

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Matt Damon

describes a person with anywhere from two to sixty extra teeth.

Joe: "Damn, I didn't know these fish have teeth."

Jill: "Yeah, they're Matt Damon fish."

by Matt Damon's Mom October 7, 2008

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A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.

C'mon guys! Let's go catch A Matt Turner

Aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.

by WOWN3RD4LYFF August 3, 2011

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Matt Shelton

Born of man but was raised by wolfs, is very fast on the base path, and is amazing in bed. Also he has special powers they can be interpreted into many things such as "Eagle Powers" Also Matt Shelton's hair is a master piece it is called... THE MANE!

Wow there goes Matt Shelton stealing yet another base!

EAGLE POWA!

by Chaching12 August 23, 2011

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