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The Church of Nilton

The Church of Nilton was founded in the 1970s in the UK. While technically not a church, it promotes collective class consciousness through a Marxist framework. The followers of the Church are colloquially known as Niltonites.
Hey, have you seen the Church of Nilton building that popped up around the corner? Those bloody Niltonites better not spread their Marxism here.
by Boris Johnsonion August 23, 2023
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Brick and Mortar Church Mentality

The idea that church only happens in a building.
Just because you stand in a garage doesn’t make you a car like going to church doesn’t make you a Christian. People act like God ain’t outside the church building. They have that brick and mortar church mentality.
by Malika Davis August 24, 2023
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The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people
I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory
by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023
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HUNDO CHURCH

The place you go to get your dick sucked, or anal fuck your opponent after breaking 100 points in fantasy football.
I'll see you at hundo church, I'll be the one with my dick in Max's mouth.
by Two Hundo Buddah September 30, 2023
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Church bells

The swinging action big tits make when a chick is getting it doggy.
Lisa’s church bells were ringing when I drilled her last night.
by Big Dom88 January 16, 2020
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messiah healing sabbath church, a noun; name of a church
The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.
by Sabbathuse April 16, 2020
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Lukeism Church

A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays
*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020
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