bullshit

1. Euphemism for most definitions in this dictionary.
More or less everything that the uneducated and incompetent try to express, usually by stringing simple words into several, which they then call sentence. Analyses will not find thought, true opinion or fact in those "sentences".
Simple follow-up queries confuse or enrage the 'bullshiter', explanations demanded cannot be given, nay, the bullshiter will mostly stumble over the concept of explaining.
Alas, bullshit cannot be wholly avoided, it is so prevalent. Bullshit exudes boredom and annoyance, both major vexations for the cognoscenti!

2. Term for beending a conversation by so denouncing the last utterance of your conversation partner.
A: "If it weren't for so much bullshit on "urban dictionary" I would enjoy browsing through their entries."
B: "You uppity know-it-all!"
A: "No, really, just have a look at the definitions of Brit, Britain, British and so on."
B: "That's their pompous arrogance ..."
A: " Pompous arrogance without reason - long gone, dear B. - is bullshit of the highest order. - How nice, that we don't have to listen to them anymore droning on about their special role etc. etc. Continental bullshit-exchange will drop by several 'Farage' scales in the comming years ..."
by Arte Fact August 11, 2018
mugGet the bullshitmug.

bullshit lurer

Someone who frequently twist the fact of something inferior to something superior.
A: Hey, want free food?

B: ok let’s go
As a result, A brought B to a church or a government building to get free inferior food.

B: you’re a bullshit lurer
A: let’s go to Jamaica, I have to do something important.
B: ok
In reality, A tricked B to Jamaica to pick up his ex girlfriend without announcing it beforehand. Smh
B: you’re a bullshit lurer
by Ya mon Jamaica November 25, 2021
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Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
by pesticidko April 3, 2020
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Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…
Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.
by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024
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Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
mugGet the Bullshitmug.

Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.
Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit
by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022
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tis some bullshit

When you can't press a button and you need to take a screenshot
Oii i can't press my windows key tis some bullshit
by Baba_Bongo December 17, 2021
mugGet the tis some bullshitmug.

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