Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

minge jobber

A male who sleeps around. (takes jobs on different girls)

''Tony asked me on a date, i'm totally not going apparently hes a right minge jobber!''

by LeanBel January 9, 2018

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by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025

Ming Jie

The most stupidest guy you can ever meet. He's extremely fat. DO NOT TRUST HIM. Stay away from him, or you will regret it. I won't be saying why. Find out yourself.

Person 1:I lost a lot of money!
Person 2:What happened?
Person1:I was friends with Ming Jie.....

by toHADESwithyouall May 26, 2022

Minge

English slang for “hat”.

“Hey, I love your minge”

“Hey bro your minge smells. Have you cleaned it recently?”

by Anne_Arky January 20, 2022

Ming

Liverpool colloquialism. Someone who either looks horrendous or smells horrendous.

Nash is a pyar ming.

by Gbar November 26, 2017

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019