Martin

He is a great Guy sexy,strong and ha sa big Dick . And all the girls Want him

Martin is gray

by Blackcadelfire14 October 13, 2017

Martined

When somebody writes a book/story or show and killed off every main character that everybody love

'Dude! Have you seen game of thrones?'
'Nah man, the director totaly Martined it, I stopped watching after the 1st season'

by Sir Guestngton April 6, 2015

Martin

A person that loves to go off on a tangent. Also loves himself.

What’s the point of this story? Don’t be such a Martin.

by beckylouwalker May 7, 2022

Martin Steezefactor

The biggest fag in the uniiverse. A poor being who wants dick. A poor excuse for a being. A penis lover, man lover.

Hey, do you know "Martin Steezefactor"? You mean that guy who loves to suck dick? Yeah that faggot. He can go to hell!

by Martin Steezefactor October 12, 2008

Getting away from martin

When you are satisfied with a sexual encounter, but your partner wishes to continue, possibly leading to chaffing.

How was your date with Susan last night? Yeah, it went great, we went back to her place, but the sex was like getting away from Martin.

by MonkeyTennis February 28, 2019

Martin

A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.

Martin! You don’t even have Netflix to chill.

by Y’all heard November 24, 2021

martin

an annoying guy on omegle who has a nord and flies drowns but isn’t good at but thinks he is. he also thinks he’s 6’4.

ugh what a martin

by kavyyyy June 28, 2019