pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Home Garden Kriminals

A tagging crew in riverside California

“What does HGK mean” ? “It means home garden Kriminals”

by HGkriminal March 31, 2024

Garden muncher

When you eat you’re girls pussy that is hairy as fuck while biting the hair off.

I gave my girl the garden muncher last night shit was more useful than a razor.

by Ppmsster May 30, 2022

Fairy Garden

A gay mans pubic “bush”

He’s got a big fairy garden

by Hotdog Buns August 20, 2021

jade garden

A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"

-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.

by 3e934897-diuph October 21, 2019

Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation).

Better Homes and Gardens is one of the "Seven Sisters", a group of women's service magazines.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized

Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!

by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020