Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.

Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys

by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013

Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there

"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."

by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019

Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.

Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.

by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010

Superior Spider-Man

When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.

The Superior Spider-man divided the fans well.

by Scott the Anchor baby September 14, 2021

Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.

"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"

by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022

Spider-Man: Lotus

A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?

Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?

by packtober December 15, 2022

The shitsy bitchsy spider

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

by J\ July 10, 2023