Spider-man glove

When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.

We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.

by a. dow. February 27, 2011

Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...

by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020

Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020

killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.

I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.

by Allsorties July 19, 2017

Superior Spider-Man

When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.

The Superior Spider-man divided the fans well.

by Scott the Anchor baby September 14, 2021

Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.

"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"

by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022

Spider-Man: Lotus

A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?

Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?

by packtober December 15, 2022