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Liberal Republican

1. a fiscal conservative
2. a centrist
3. an oxymoron
I was so confused on why he called himself a liberal republican until I found out he was actually just a centrist.
by Politically Dead May 31, 2022
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Liberal Cloud

When a person sees a cry for injustice when there is none, creating a cause for attention, jumping to bad judgment with little to no information, making up facts to suit your own agenda.
Get your head out of the liberal cloud noone is being hurt its your imagination.
by MooreThoughts January 18, 2022
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Liberal Tart

A retarded person who disagrees with me
ME: I like dogs
Other dude (liberal tart): i like cats.
Me: shut the hell up you liberal tart you probably listen to weezer kys
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The Liberal Quiz

A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.

You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.

If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
According to The Liberal Quiz, I am not a liberal and I'm proud of not being one!!
by dangnuggets November 21, 2016
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Liberal Addendum

When a person adds an extra form of clarification, so that the joke doesn't seem offensive.
Person1: "I bet you like guys. Not that there is anything wrong with that."

Person2: "Did you just use a Liberal Addendum?"
by GarfieldGetsTrappedInNewYork November 27, 2023
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liberate that pussy

Did you hear what Jon did to that girl? He liberate that pussy
by trollmad3 December 22, 2018
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How to be a liberal 101

Just call things dumb or insane or unhinged. It's easy. You can do it to ANYTHING. ABOUT anything. Seriously. Go on YouTube right now. FIND a conservative video. And then google a historical precedent that contradicts the information in the video. Record yourself watching the video after you've done this. Every 30 seconds call the guy making the video unhinged or dumb or insane and throw in the previously stated historical contradiction and BOOM! You're Hasan... Or Destiny.... It's free money. You get enough viewer and you will start to get invited to shit like Pearl or Andrew (Who is one of my finest students btw) or Destiny again.
Hym "Thank you for joining my class: 'How to be a liberal 101.' It works the same way with conservatives except you also get to throw in the BIBLICAL precedent everyone once and a while. And Lauren is hot. Would breed, 100%. OH! THAT'S WHO JOAN LOOKS LIKE! IT'S JOAN! SO fucking hot!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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