Chicken tendies

Another way to say chicken tenders

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

by Gritzy July 19, 2018

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

Hell

I went through The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

by The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test October 28, 2017

tenement halls

Known for its lyric out of Simon and Garfunkel's: The sounds of silence, "tenement halls" are rooms or sets of separate residences in housing complexes and apartments. Specifically rundown, overcrowded and low income apartments.

"And the signs said
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whisper'd in the sounds of silence"
OR
"I live down in the tenement halls on 136th, its a real sh*thole"

by kethlogan21 January 20, 2016

Tejal

Tejal is someone with the purest heart , She is kind , she is sensitive , she is strong headed and a bold woman ! Tejal keeps her pov straight n Makes her friends proud of her ! She is the cutest being alive !

Look , she is a Tejal 🔥

by Abhi0307 May 16, 2020

text regret

the sending of a text and immediately regretting that you ever wrote the text in the first place.

I can't think of an example. text regret

by Blanco0o0o0o0 October 16, 2008

Temitope

Is a Unisex name, meaning My own is worth giving thanks. Temitope’s are good hearted, they love to love, they are well mannered, they always want to help when they are capable, they are always successful, kind hearted, very stubborn, jovial, playful, funny, very independent, respectful, they do not pretend.

A child is named Temitope when he or she has given their parents a resin or reason to give thanks

by Shayne30 February 1, 2020

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

A japanese anime produced by GAINAX in 2007. Has achieved great fame on the internet in a short time. Thought the show itself was popular and overall very good, the sheer level of epic and manlyness caused many watchers to hype the series.

No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.

Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.

Sunglasses, real men, half naked chicks, galaxy sized robots, epic speeches, from boy to man themes, identity problems. This is the recipe of TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN.

"What the hell do you think this is!?"

by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008