Meme lord, cool guy, smart af, knows his math, his add math, ADD MATH, he drives a motorcycle, he’s so nice, he likes Disney movies (bolt and Tarzan), he likes lip balm, he wears glasses, he knows triangles.
by Mr Tan’s no1 fan August 11, 2020

by Jamiepan October 12, 2022

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.
by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

by DYKW August 14, 2024

She’s an amazing individual that has the ability to just swim the 100 fly quite effectively. Like holy shit when u have the opportunity to watch her swim. You just have to take the opportunity by the balls and watch her.
by LmaoUwish November 6, 2022
