mich-take

a derogatory remark in reference to a person or people from the state of michigan.

person 1 :wow, bob is a jerk!
person 2 : yeah hes from michigan

person 1: oh i should've figured he's a dirty mich-take

by simo708hayha September 5, 2013

Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

by JCan930 July 7, 2011

Kia take

A take that is wrong (usually recited by a female) and cannot be argued with as the other person has a strong stubbornness trait.

Wow did you really just say that? That's a kia take.

by Cman_muncher69xx June 17, 2023

teddy take

a take/opinion that is atrociously awful but said with 100% confidence

Your opinion on the film Whiplash is a teddy take.

by david_2 March 15, 2023

Take the bus

Proverb amongst suicidal people for ending their lives.

"I'm going to take the bus tomorrow, don't stop me"

by sirarturo October 20, 2023

To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023

Take a bunga

The act of pissing out of your asshole before doing literally anything ever

Ben: it’s time to run to the store where’s Alex at?

Elliott: You know he can’t go anywhere without having to take a bunga first.

by [..] April 7, 2023