Saying used (especially in the southern US) when the sun is shining yet it's raining. I've been told that in Scandinavian countries they say "There's a marriage in Hades" for this, and in South America they say "The devil and his wife are dancing." (Since all version relate to the devil and his spouse, there's probably some older story that all these sayings derive from.)
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day? Yes, the devil is beating his wife. (Heh, CCR reference too.)
by truejim October 28, 2011
A woman who is always the victim. A woman who cheats on her husband because he does not provide her with enough emotional support. A woman who uses her children as pawns in support/custody proceedings to benefit herself in obtaining more child support money which she doesn't spend on her kids. A woman who goes through boyfriends every 2-3 months and introduces these boyfriends to her children only to have them ripped away once they find out the true colors of the psycho borderline ex wife. The psycho borderline ex wife is greedy, constantly victimized, selfish and usually a gold digger.
by The new wife December 09, 2010
Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!
by camilleq September 10, 2006
by wetdogs December 06, 2016
by Nutmeister September 23, 2020
gaming guy: bro my wife took the kids
other dude:fuck hahahaha go fuck somone else asshole donkey sucker whore ass bitch fucker
other dude:fuck hahahaha go fuck somone else asshole donkey sucker whore ass bitch fucker
by FIR3_BREAK3R October 21, 2021
Originally created by a user on WATTPAD named @RyujinIsAMood, re kink your wife happens whenever your wifi Is out and autocorrect lags and instead of saying "re connect your wifi" it changes to "re kink your wife".
by no-oneimportant September 11, 2023