Tim Walz

The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.

In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.

Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"

Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."

by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024

Tim Walz

A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.

Kamala Harris and Tim Walz will bring in a new age for America

by iotbw August 07, 2024

tim walz

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tim walz, thats aguy right there if i ever seen one

by averagesizedtesticles54 August 10, 2024

lil tim

lil tim is a dirty ass nigga who smells like corn flakes and golden flakes greasy ass potato chips, he has no bitches and he took his mom to his 8th grade graduation.

"lil tim is a bum ass nigga"

by b4bi April 07, 2022

Lil Tim

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by mainmandre April 09, 2024

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by ya_boi_bob February 12, 2023

Tim Grundmann

The Guy who constantly sends you 1 cent if you dont review his pull request on Github.

Marcel: Ill revive your Pull Request Later.
Tim Grundmann: *sends 1 cent*
Tim Grundmann: *sends 1 cent*
Tim Grundmann: *sends 1 cent*
Tim Grundmann: *sends 1 cent*
Tim Grundmann: *sends 1 cent*
Tim Grundmann: *sends 1 cent*
Tim Grundmann: *sends 1 cent*

by Bimbo23891823 May 10, 2024