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James Jones

A well-educated, very muscular African American male who enjoys recreation in the gentleman's game of American football and is a role model to many aspiring younglings. Wears a sleeveless turtleneck.
James Jones gets money, and money=pussy, and pussy=hoes, and if you get hoes you can be James Jones.

Consider James Jones. A lion amongst a pack of grazing gazelles.

James Jones YAC is outta this world man,
by Smokin' J January 24, 2013
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James Deen

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Porn actor, often confused with old school hottie James Dean by Taylor Swift fans
In Taylor Swift’s song Style from “1989,” she has a lyric that goes:

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
And I got that red lip classic thing that you like

Unfortunately, now some people think that she’s singing about Porny James Deen instead of Hottie James Dean.
by dildo777 September 26, 2022
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James Cameron

James Cameron is a high functioning psychopath who nails every criteria set forth on the Hare psychopathy checklist. His grandiose opinion of self and contemptuous distain for people he views as below him has made life miserable for those who have ever worked for him or lived with him.

Like all psychopaths, Cameron views people not as human beings to be valued and respected, but rather as disposable pawns to be abused and manipulated into satisfying his own wants and needs. He presents himself as a champion of post modern feminism yet has never had enough respect for women to honor his wedding vows; having cheated on every single one of his wives. Impulsive sexual behavior is another symptom of psychopathy. Unless you’re a bitter, ripped, humorless butch, you’re not a real woman to Cameron anyway. He blatantly steals from other writers and artists without providing credit or recognition. Both The Terminator and Avatar are stolen properties (look it up). You see, to an anti-social narcissist like Cameron, his brilliance so far surpasses that of other artists, he feels he owes them nothing. What do you say about a liberal who has so little regard for worker’s rights that he accuses his crew of not caring about the movie they’re working on simply because they took a standard, company authorized work break every day. All you can do is state the obvious. As Bobby Fischer, Mike Tyson and James Cameron show, sometimes great talent is given to horrible people.
I’m James Cameron, and I’m too busy admiring myself to waste time being a decent human being.
by Dupaspock Johnson October 21, 2022
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James Mattis

With a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the US secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. Noted for saying "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room," and "Nothing keeps me awake at night, I keep other people awake at night. For him killing people is a hell of a hoot, for which he can't be blamed. The warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol' chesty puller himself. There's a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.
NCOs: "Looking at James Mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the Highway of death."
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"
by Generic name here May 28, 2017
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Rick James

Damnit, you assholes removed the best definition that was on here, thank god for google cache, originally posted by superman:

When having sex with a woman, preferably from the back. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates on his hand. The male then procedes to spit on her back as to decieve her into thinking he ejaculated on her backside. He then walks up to the female and asks "What did tha' five fingers say to the face?", and when she replies "What?" the man slaps her with his ejaculate filled hand and replies "SLAP... Im Rick James bitch!"
by superman September 13, 2006
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James Morris

A nice, sexy man with a large ass cock.
by TylerM February 12, 2019
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Aron James

Aron James is the best boyfriend or husband you will ever have! He’s smart, sweet, caring, loving, gentleman, loyal, hardworking, selfless, sex god , family-oriented and goal-oriented person. He’s one of the handsome guys you will ever meet and his best asset is his eyes. Aron James will not just act as your boyfriend but also as your tutor in academics, and as your financial advisor.
Girlfriend: “Ah, why can’t i solve this math problem?!”
Aron James: “Wait, let me help you”

Girlfriend: “I’m having a hard time budgeting my money. What should i do?”
Aron James: “i know what you should do. Let me guide you.”
by Patricia JDB June 8, 2021
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