Pick'em Up Truck

The way a country person refers to a city person's truck. Short for pick them up truck, as in pick up the kids from school. refers to a truck that has never been off-road, never towed a trailer and the heaviest thing in it's bed is ego and a weeks worth of groceries. Always a crew cab, because it is actually used as a minivan.

He went from his office job to the school in his shiny new pick'em up truck to get the kids.

by ConradPuck August 18, 2017

truck head

when one runs into a truck full speed head first

joe t ran into the truck so he a truck head

by zad July 24, 2008

pee pee truck

A phrase that fucking idiots in Yahoo! chat, more specifically the chatroom Providence:1 use. Not everyone in this room are idiots, it's mainly just the people who came from The Bored Room and Whatever, also some of the idiots may have came from the Down South and Teen Talk:1 or Teen Talk:5.

"PEE PEE TRUCK :))" < Idiot.

by Yahooer August 22, 2006

hot off the truck

Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer

Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck

by Didnizithatcomin August 20, 2016

Truck Seat Tuna

When you bag a last call 10 at the bar and she leaves a snail trail on your truck seat.

Last time I gave her a ride home she left me with Truck Seat Tuna

by Creamy Cayenne November 16, 2022

Mack truck lobotomy

like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation

I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy

by Markimedes September 29, 2023

artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck

broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho

by finlandkindacute May 19, 2023