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Simp

by niggerthoughts March 22, 2020
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Simp

A dude who is just “too nice.”

Simps are usually those dudes who are friend zoned by women that they truly like/love/want more than anything, but are usually placed in a lower ranking than other guys in a females repertoire, because a Simp practices a chivalrous, respectful, and friendly approach.

Girls find simps strictly platonic and if YOU are a simp, chances are you’ll go through the motions of dead end conversations, lack of effort towards you unless a girl wants something from you (I.e. A couple bucks, someone to talk to about other guy trouble, alcohol runs without an invite to drink, etc.),
Barely being recognized for your effort towards said female, and being thrown to side for other men.

For lack of better words: a dude who can’t get pussy because girls think he’s too nice of a guy.

See Nice Guy or Friendzoned
Jay: Yeah man, Jessica definitely keeps throwing me off to the side.

Ty: What do you mean?

Jay: I took her out to dinner, then she asked me to drop her off at a house that wasn’t hers. I’m like getting nothing from her.

Ty: Stop trying bro, you’re acting like a Simp.

Jay: I guess so bro..
by SpazzMoto September 21, 2019
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simp

by saynotoanushka April 2, 2020
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A Simp

A Man/Woman that would do anything to get into someone's pants
Betty:I'm A Simp
Cash:B e g o n e. T H O T.
Betty:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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Simp

Some shithead who falls so bad for a girl they will do anything for her.
Or a short way of saying Simpson.
Guy1: Have you seen that simp?
Guy2: Yeah, he gave her 3000k in cash and stripped on the street to have her.
Guy1: I seen that guy cut off a finger for her.
Simp Fan: I’ve never seen that episode before.
by oh shoot I missed that September 12, 2020
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Simp

Also known as James Helmen, the definition of simp is prioritizing a women over the boys, cod, madden, or fort
Man James Helmen is being a real James Helmen right know. Aka simp.
by 1 of tha boyz May 13, 2020
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Simping

Simping is a word used when an individual (male) is caught sneaking around with a camera in the hopes of snapping a picture of an unsuspecting female
He was simping around
by tiellQ February 11, 2020
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