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Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.
by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025
mugGet the Post-panda regretmug.

cheezy breezzie panda

lost that has the biggest bumps in town but she really stingy with it.
damn that cheezy breezzie panda is so damn stingy with that bump action whoa that cheesy breezzie panda is sooooo fine!
by Cobrakia May 23, 2024
mugGet the cheezy breezzie pandamug.

panda Khan

A ninja panda or some shit
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug

Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Josh:I got the panda Khan figure
Jimmy:lame
by BiggeCheese105 July 2, 2023
mugGet the panda Khanmug.

KUNGFOO PANDA

morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.
I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion
by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011
mugGet the KUNGFOO PANDAmug.

Trash Panda

Another variant of "coon", much less known about and rarely used.

Can also be a discriminatory comment about the homeless' immense need for food.
You fucking Trash Panda!

Lmao that guy is a Trash Panda.
by That1GuyThatUSawThat1Time January 20, 2023
mugGet the Trash Pandamug.

Panda

Panda is a character from Jujutsu Kaisen
Is that a figurine of my glorious king Panda??
by Schizo!?!? November 23, 2024
mugGet the Pandamug.

Vineet panda

He is a bad ass Mother fucker always searching for hoes in room
Friend 1: I think he is virgin

Friend 2: how can you say like that he is Vineet panda the BMF
by Rohan ram raju November 22, 2021
mugGet the Vineet pandamug.

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