When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
Get the You Always Know When You've Been Moosedmug. Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
Get the Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shakemug. by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022
Get the Double moose knucklemug. Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.
Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!
by mosesmalone2424 November 23, 2021
Get the Master Moosemug. When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
Get the Moose Knucklemug. by Fate's Destiny April 9, 2019
Get the moose buttmug. Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009
Get the Jumping Moosesmug.