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American football

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know
by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021
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texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
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Grvy football mode

When you summon Payton manning to get you the first down in football while you hit the vape 50 times in the backfield. Then on the next down you go grvy mode and get 900 yards and a touchdown while hitting the gas pack.
Damn that dude just went fucking grvy football mode he's fucking nuts. Did you see him hit the gas pack in the end zone?
by KingofFunRuh October 2, 2025
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footbal

you're footbal.
by UR A F****R April 16, 2024
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Football

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.
"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin
by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018
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This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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