Steven Segal

The most underrated comedian of his generation.

Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Jamie Stevens

Jmaie stevens is a person who loves muslim culture

Oh is that the muslim Jamie stevens over there

by BombberKid32 October 18, 2021

Steven

A very short guy, who isn't liked by many people. He has red hair, ugly face, makes stupid jokes, and is an all around idiot. He enjoys playing video games, he doesn't talk to women, and scrolls on reddit for hours at a time. He's often called a gremlin.

"Hey, is that Steven?" Joseph asked. "Eww, nobody wants to be around Steven." The girl responded.

by The Man of My Dreams October 29, 2021

King Steven

A square pigeon from the lower east side who likes to frolick in the meadows .

King Steven battles Baruch dab for dab on the haters

by Dankman the bachur September 11, 2021

Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021

Steven

The kid who calls you jealous of him but he is always getting rejected by girls so he turns gay

steven: you are just jealous
you: because you have more rejections then we all do girls

by hdjdiskjdjekdhdijrbc fbf September 21, 2021

Stevened

Meaning that you’re so drunk you’re prone to accidents.

The phrase was coined by Liverpool’s local newspaper ‘The Liverpool Echo’ following the events of an accidental drunk death which occurred at a Liverpool City Bar in 1897. The man who died was only documented by his surname Steven by the paper. The term was popularised after the paper used the term to describe drunk individuals who suffered accidents of similar severity to Steven.

My mate Rory flattened Toby’s bird in the club last night, he was absolutely Stevened

by Lpool_Informant-07 September 22, 2021