smack'a'roni

the same as monney, cash, rupies, chiefs, SMACKS!!

gay1: What do you take for a night bitach!?
gay2: Me love you long time for 100 smack'a'ronies

by wanker February 20, 2003

smackable mackable

The type of person that is hot and you want to hit on and possible beat on too.

Man, I love that girl, but sometimes she just needs a good smack once in a while.

by KarthVader September 10, 2005

smackdown

Smackdown vs RAW, a game played primarilly by horny young boys. Or at least that's what the developers believe, since many potential game modes were left out in order to have online-capable "bra and panty" matches.

"EXCUSE ME?! SOMEONE CALL NINE ONE ONE!!!! The only place you see carnage like this is on SMACKDOWN(tm)!"

by The People's Republic of Georgia March 17, 2005

SmackDaddy

A person who likes to masterbate like a nympho(one who can never love).

Yo Smackdaddy... you be feeding the geese?? Playin wit' yo purple headed yogurt slinger?

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Smack my bitch up

To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).

Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.

Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.

Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.

by Wayan October 27, 2007

smack head

Stupid or dull witted. Prone to repeatedly making the same mistakes

Steve paid almost twice as much for the same phone as I did, the smack head

by shaunholio March 1, 2004

danza smack

Abbreviation of "Dan's a smackhead". Used widely during the period 1988-1992 to express the (entirely apocryphal) belief that Vice-President Dan Quayle was addicted to heroin.

You reckon danza smack? Na - he's just a conservative.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk May 14, 2004