Cider-Me-Silly 

When you're obliterated off hard cider and try to face throttle an inanimate object.

Mark's been in the hospital for a little over a year now. Last Christmas he cider-me-silly'd an outlet and got a lethal dose of electricity pumped into his meat hose. Turned it purple.

Cider-Me-Silly by nofaceoz October 12, 2021

Captain of the Silly Team 

One could be considered ‘captain of the silly team’ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.

Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!

Captain of the Silly Team by howiebling1 January 8, 2023

i can act rather silly at times 

a silly funny cat with a silly funny face

i can act rather silly at times

i can act rather silly at times by funny silly guy man dude bro March 23, 2023

Fuck me Silly 

When a woman is so drunk, that she beckons the first man she sees to fuck her. When woman wants the dick so badly, that she is willing to be fucked until she is legally insane.

Milf: "hey you sexy slab of man meat, fuck me silly"
Man meat in question: "yeah...sure"

Fuck me Silly by Kalkle October 19, 2016

Fuck Me Silly 

-When a woman has so many orgasms she doesn't remember anything

-Lana: Why don't you Fuck Me Silly, Roger? That'll shut you up
*1 hour later*
-Lana: Where the FUCK am I !? Who are you ?!

Fuck Me Silly by Luck and Pluck July 27, 2022

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole by mike s April 5, 2005

The Silly Cow Sludge 

You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.

When Mike pulled The Silly Cow Sludge on Kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed Kevin

The Silly Cow Sludge by Pimp Master K March 28, 2003