Christmas Shake

A universal feeling and or action, during the month of December, that children and adults receive when they see presents and gifts under a tree.

Why don't you just Christmas Shake your gift an guess what's

inside!

It's December and I've got Christmas Shaking on my mind.

The Christmas Shake! Everybody Does it!

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE December 3, 2010

herbal shake

When you take a mason jar, put it in the freezer, smoke a joint, then when the joint gets low, you turn the joint around in your mouth (don't get burnt, dumbass) and shotgun the smoke into the cold mason jar. The jar can then be passed around to any of your friends to enjoy.

Travis: Terry, hand Dillon the mason jar.
*Terry hands Dillon the jar*
*Dillon shotguns the J smoke into the jar*
*Dillon then "drinks" some smoke, then passes it to Travis and Terry*
Dillon: That was a damn good herbal shake, wasn't it, Terry?
Terry: Hell yeah, it was!

by wharblegurbleh March 2, 2011

colorado chocolate shake

When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water

I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.

by bemused January 14, 2015

Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.

She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Shamrock Shake

An Irish handjob

I met a drunk Irish lass on St. Patrick's Day, and she gave me a shamrock shake.

by Lordwindowlicker August 5, 2012

money shake

A hand shake where an exchange of money (usually a 20$ tip) is being concealed. The person giving the money will hold a bill in their palm. When that person goes to shake hands, the bill moves from one palm to the other in a smooth business transaction.

See the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David visits a restaurant and the regular host is accustomed to receiving a 20$ tip via the money shake. Later in the episode, David meets the host on the street and shakes his hand, forgetting about the 20$ bill he was holding. Larry David unintentionally preforms a money shake with the host.

by Tibon February 4, 2010

Sticky Shake

The decision to shake someone's hand after a Sticky Moment. Shaking someone's hand before you wash them after masturbating. Normally, hands still have semen, cum, lotion or lube on them.

I already didn't shake his hand the last time I had a Sticky Moment so this time I said fuck it and gave him a Sticky Shake.

Friend1: What's up, man (shakes hands w/Friend2)
Friend2: How do my kids feel bitch! Do you like Sticky Shakes! Got ya bitch!
Friend1: Aw man, you're fucking gross!

by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010