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September 9

If your born in this day you are cute, funny, and smart but sometimes you can get sad, so today is the time to get sad.
Alex "hey why you sad"
Jessica "cuz it September 9"
Alex "what on September "
by Sad_Boy_12 November 5, 2019
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September 9th

by Gldd October 15, 2019
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September 6

The very day a dumb hoe was born. She is the best person ever and you should be lucky to meet her.
Friend: what's your birthday?
Me: September 6th
Friend: that explains why your a dumb hoe but so perfect
by anonymous December 19, 2020
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September 11

September 11 is my bday
by Anthony. August 1, 2022
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September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.
The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.
by danarak September 5, 2007
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September 1st

September 1st

The birthday of an exceptionally cute girl. One that is not only cute but smart and kind as well. Only the elite are born on this day.

Common names for people born on this date is Kelly.
(PLEASE LET THIS THROUGH IM TRYNA GET A GIRLFRIEND)
(Random names)
Andrew: So you are born on September 1st?
Kelly: ye
Andrew: PLZ LOVE ME FOREVER CUTE SMART KIND GIRL
by Andrewchuuwu November 24, 2019
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5 september

If your birthday is on 5 september your very lucky and pretty and beautiful and yes so yeah i could write a whole book about it👽
‘’Omg isnt her birthday on 5 september?’’
‘’Yea she is so lucky ommmgg’’
by Aaaali February 14, 2021
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