Make it shitty

This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built.

Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.

ayyyooo let's take my brand new bike and "make it shitty"

by Make it shitty February 12, 2025

Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl

I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.

by shittyshel April 01, 2024

Shitty Rap

A free flow of rap, thus allows you to become a better freestyle artist.

"Yo, James bust a freestyle"

"Nah, dude.....(he can't f*cking rap and tell the truth.)."

"Just shitty rap, man I won't Judge."

by Prince of Nature who King of N December 31, 2019

shitty ass gif

Average Gif On Giphy

Dad : *Send Gifs*
Mom : this is a shitty ass gif. im demand a divorce

by Naufalicious December 05, 2024

shitty bill

A cat who is a fucker. Playing in the Christmas Tree and shit. What a son of a bitch. Eating cat food and ferret treats. Fuck.

Shitty bill is a fucking ass hole cat.

by donovanwhs08 December 19, 2016

Shitty Ballz

A nickname for a man who participates in Anal play/sex.

i.e: “The rumours spread around the office that Gibsons got shitty ballz”

by S.B.G June 27, 2022

Shitty for Sure

A phrase used not when something just sucks, but when it's royally screwed. Generally used in terms of happenstances.

Dupe 1: Dude I just dropped my phone in the lake.
Dupe 2: Man, that's shitty for sure.

by KJoH January 27, 2011