Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears
Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian
by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019
Get the Drunk as a Russian mug.

Russian Stash

Cunnilingus performed to a hairy lady
She was so hairy I ended up with a Russian Stash
by Stashed January 19, 2009
Get the Russian Stash mug.

Russian Winter

guy 1: what's the best way to beat hitler?
guy 2: russian winter
by Dat Cat June 17, 2020
Get the Russian Winter mug.

Russian Interference

Russian Interference is term for when a man, (usually a Russian), tries to sabotage your plans to have sex with your girlfriend or boyfriend. This may be either through sabotaging you indirectly and in ways you don't realise until it's too late, or a more direct method like opening your bedroom door and coming in naked while you are in the middle of making love.
"My roommate spilled wine on me, I swear he did it on purpose, I had to change my top and when I came back downstairs my boyfriend was nowhere to be seen. Talk about Russian Interference!"
"I arranged a first date with this hot guy, but when I got there, my ex, was sitting next to him. Apparently he just happened to be there and they had just hit it off at the bar? I swear he's hacking my phone dating apps. Fucking Russian Interference right?"
by The_McMeow January 24, 2020
Get the Russian Interference mug.

Russian Shower

A Russian shower is a group family meeting that takes place on Wednesday. This started back in 300 BC and is still a very popular Russian thing to do.
“How was the Russian shower Phillip?”
“It was delightful and I had a real good time.”
by Faptastic Master December 30, 2018
Get the Russian Shower mug.

Russian bro

My friend made a Russian Bro.. he finished most of it, but bonged the last cup of it.
by kelsarro March 11, 2011
Get the Russian bro mug.

Russian Train

Two men that are attracted to each other engage in anal and vaginal sex with a woman that they aren't necessarily turned on by. Both men aim to satisfy the woman with plentiful orgasms, but they don't climax themselves. They satisfy her, and turn to having sex with each other to reach climax.
John and Tony had a Russian Train with Mary. They fucked her silly, but they waited to cum until after they were done with her when they butt fucked each other.
by Scotty33 April 27, 2012
Get the Russian Train mug.