russian grandpa

Grandpa of margarita who was also a spy for the USSR. He killed many people. Totally boss ass player. Often referred to Theodore, but we all know he is Vladimir Spetsnaz. There was a lucky woman who wifed him instead of getting killed. Total bro. Always buy a vodka when you see him.

That dude is a russian grandpa.

Dude by him a vodka!
Why?
He a boss ass player and a killer!

by Boy Friend December 8, 2016

Russian Spy

known as the owner of geo shitpost hub, Russian spy is haram homosex sex yoga teacher poop 69

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by HornyUserOfUrbanDictonary September 8, 2020

Russian Prank

A prank carried out in public, often at the physical or emotional expense of the prankee.

Examples of Russian Pranks:

1) Setting fire to a newspaper someone is reading
2) Pulling a carpet out from someone's feet, causing them to fall
3) Dropping water on someone's head from a balcony
4) Pushing a person standing on a dock into the water
5) Putting a bucket on the head of a sleeping person, then waking them abruptly
6) Throwing a cat into someone's car

by russianprankster November 8, 2011

Russian bro

Mixture of Natural Light and cheap vodka.

My friend made a Russian Bro.. he finished most of it, but bonged the last cup of it.

by kelsarro March 27, 2011

Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019

Russian Interference

Russian Interference is term for when a man, (usually a Russian), tries to sabotage your plans to have sex with your girlfriend or boyfriend. This may be either through sabotaging you indirectly and in ways you don't realise until it's too late, or a more direct method like opening your bedroom door and coming in naked while you are in the middle of making love.

"My roommate spilled wine on me, I swear he did it on purpose, I had to change my top and when I came back downstairs my boyfriend was nowhere to be seen. Talk about Russian Interference!"
"I arranged a first date with this hot guy, but when I got there, my ex, was sitting next to him. Apparently he just happened to be there and they had just hit it off at the bar? I swear he's hacking my phone dating apps. Fucking Russian Interference right?"

by The_McMeow January 23, 2020

russian combo

The act of pooping on someone’s chest to show how much you like them.

I totally gave Madison a Russian combo after she gave me that bottle of vodka.

by Mr Butts May 31, 2018